An Honest Being for Love at First Sight.
This was the weirdest pickup I ever encountered. It was last Wednesday partying at Thai Club. This guy from next table came across and befriended us. And he managed to scoop some info about me, myself…. Thanks to Ms. PC, for her greatly unwanted assistance.
Openly & frank, I’d describe this chap as. He told me he’s 37 years old, and he runs bars & restaurants in Finland. He only came back twice a year ‘coz his mum is here in Subang. He came back to look for wife, none-Amor (mat salleh). Otherwise the mum will be having chicken & duck talk with her in-law. He’s Hakka and I’m Cantonese Fried. He tells me what a good cook her mum is, that she’s very good at making the Hakka dishes especially the ‘jar yuk’. He even invited me to try his mum dishes if I’m available the next day. Better still for his mum to approve her son’s chosen one. But then again, this would be disrespectful to me, someone who only know him less than hours. He admitted.
He asked lots of questions, trying to know more about me. He complimented that I’ve a beautiful nose (whatttt a joke….). He even asked if I have plenty of annual leave from my company ‘coz he would like to buy & send me air tickets to have holidays in Finland whenever I feel like to, at the same time showing up in front of him since he hardly come back to Malaysia.
Wow!! Isn’t it alluring? Many would have fallen for this kind of proposal. Well, especially nowadays the women of the millennium that have been labeled as the money-minded maidens. He doesn’t want me to waste my phone bill for long distance calls, and if I’m for real, he will call me. But I kept my number safely intact. And so he went to get Ms. PC’s number. Unless I have another greatly unwanted favor from her again….I’ll be in hot soup!
He watched every moment as I was there. At one time I almost wanted to leave; he came over & said never should I leave without a ‘bye’ to him. To promise him that I’ll never walk-off without bidding farewell to him… (I suppose he still hasn’t given up getting my cell). I squeezed into center of my group, to have the guys as my Great Wall of China away from him… and not long after that, I left safely accompanied by friend.
Is he real or a liar? I really have no idea. But,…this would be a very funny unforgettable approach that have scare me away…. Phew! Relief, relief… prays hard that I won’t get a ring for his proposal again.
